You're a slut. Brandon, just a couple hours ago, you told me you were Kinsey 6 gay. You'd think, but Principal Gibbons is a homophobe, which is why I called him a fascist. 1. : : Wooo! Yes, you did. [about the Cross Your Heart Club] Home Monologues Easy A (Rosemary): I had a similar situation when I was your age. [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend] When a lie about Olive's reputation transforms her from anonymous to infamous at her high school, she decides to embrace a provocative new persona. I had a similar situation when I was your age. So what's with your new look? : The Will Gluck-directed teen sex comedy was Stone's first leading role before she became one of the most . (now with a Southern accent) He said something about asking for your hand in marriage! Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson): I had a similar situation when I was your age. Actually, make it Office Max - I have my eye on a label maker. Haven't you heard? Rosemary And that would be that. Like a twig, or a branch. We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. Sorry, I got around. I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. Woodchuck Todd (Penn Badgley): (with his Woodchuck mascot head off) Hey Olive. Which is every week apparently. There's a young man here to see you. Brandon Woodchuck Todd: Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast | I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. Marianne: I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. Rhiannon Bookstore guy Olive Penderghast It was the right one! You're going to hell! With an incontrovertible sense of humor. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. This is where the magic happens. Continue with Recommended Cookies, Featuring monologues for teens and adults from Olive, Rosemary, Brandon, Mr. Griffith and Principal Gibbons, Story: After a little white lie about losing her virginity gets out, a clean cut high school girl, Olive (Emma Stone), sees her life paralleling Hester Prynnes in The Scarlet Letter, which she is currently studying in school until she decides to use the rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. : : That must have been pretty embarrassing. Although we were kind of hoping you'd get "knocked up" so we'd have a second shot at raising kids, really do it right this time. Rosemary : Olive Penderghast Which, thanks to recent budget cuts meant *cleaning*. Brandon [talking to Marianne] Except for "Huckleberry Finn", 'cause I don't know any teenage boys who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy. Olive: Hi, Im looking for the Bible. : [to Olive] I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me. Ooh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face. Plus lets not forget I had the bbs of a pn star. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : One more aspect of Easy A to look out for next time you watch it is a little aside that occurs in regards to Twilight 's Cam Gigandet. Rhiannon : : : I was just hoping that maybe you could do the same for me? He said something about askin' for your hand in marriage! [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob] I don't know what you're talking about. Thank you! Jesus. Watch Easy A | Netflix Marianne George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax. [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] Brandon [to Brandon, who is freaking out, as she takes off her panties] I'd take a bullet for you, you know that. 'Easy A' (Rosemary): "I had a similar situation when I was your age" We did not have sex. Don't you think it's a little strange that your boyfriend is 22 years old and still in high school? Actually make it OfficeMax; I have my eye on a label maker. Script To Screen: "Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of - Medium I had to hear from *Jackie Rudedsky*. (then) Well, about the sister thing, not about the Don thing. Rhiannon : Olive Penderghast C'est la vie. : Woodchuck Todd : Hey Olive! Never underestimate the power of extremists like Marianne. : For those of you who haven't read The Scarlet Letter, or for those of you who said you did, but really didn't, here's, [holding up copy of the DVD of The Scarlet Letter, 1926]. : Its not really a term of endearment. He seems like a nice kid. : Death, Forever, Dying. Rhiannon : Mrs. Griffith : A harlot. Mrs. Griffith (Lisa Kudrow): Im the guidance counselor; I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes. Rhiannon If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus. : Type above and press Enter to search. : About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . : Olive (Emma Stone): Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter," but isn't that always the way? Marianne (Amanda Bynes):Because, Olive, its His choice! Rosemary : Olive Penderghast Olive: He got a Coke Zero a-gain. So they got Rhiannon. : I could be wrong, but aren't you supposed to say something or ask me questions? Is that how much our imaginary tryst meant to you? You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. Olive: You know, not really. Olive Penderghast Not really. Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. Dill What do you think I have down there? Goodbye, Evan. Raise the roof." The Bible. : Emma Stone Easy A Monologue (changed a bit) - YouTube Marianne:No, silly. Blech! You're being pretty cavalier about this. Olive Penderghast Olive: Brandon, just a couple of hours ago you told me you were gay. I could help, maybe. His. [pretend punishment] : : A gentleman caller, hooray! No dating. Olive Penderghast His, with a capital H. If God wanted him to graduate, then God would have given him the right answers. Its a little low on grist. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. Olive Penderghast Im not blaming you, but lactation was not kind to Mamas tig ol bitties. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. : Olive Penderghast Oh, haven't you heard? Olive Penderghast : : I liked Todd much better when he was topless. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or six months from now, or maybe on the night of our wedding. What's your problem? How's it going? : Olive Penderghast It wasn't the left tit? : Phil Lord gave me 100 bucks from Best Buy so he could tell people we hooked up behind the library. So here we go. : From the movie's incredibly sharp script, here are 35 of the best one-liners and exchanges from Easy A. Easy A. So it was time to put an end to this once and for all by telling my side of the story. I worry about the way information circulates at this school. There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency. I am, in fact, considering becoming an existentialist. A wizard? Brandon (Dan Byrd): Do you want to go out with me? Olive Penderghast Well, I was really hoping to get an "A". Brandon [looks him in the eyes] [welcoming Brandon into her upstairs bedroom] Emma Stone. I started piling on lie after lie. : : I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. Woodchuck Todd : Part Five: Olive Penderghast : : Remember Emma Stone In Easy A? Here Are 15 BTS Facts About The Film : Actually that happened a couple-few times before we got caught. : : I had a horrible reputation. : At the end of the closing credits Brandon can be heard making a noise of excitement. : I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection. This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World. Olive:If hes so smart, why is your boyfriend 22 years old and still in high school? : Hello? Ar-ra-ra! [looks at the priest's box and sees it's empty]. : Easy A - i want my life to be like in the 80's movies - YouTube Welcome. Woodchuck Todd Easy A is known by many as the film that shot actress Emma Stone into the big leagues. Dill Who told you? I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. Rhiannon: George is not a sexy name. Olive Penderghast A big old s. Get it? : What is the streaming release date of Easy A (2010) in France? A gnome? : Here you go. Olive: Thats the one thing that trumps religion: capitalism. It's partly because she's pretty and has perfect hair; but mostly because her parents let her have these huge parties every time she catches them "doing it" in the pool. Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself, let alone another person. I like the pants. Olive Penderghast Aren't there, like, child labor laws against this? [V.O, about Maryanne's group] Does it only exist in 80's movies? Principal Gibbons (Malcolm McDowell): This is public school. [about her business of pretending to have sex with people] You didn't have? : : Beat it, ese! Greetings again from the darkness. : I kind of hate me, too. Olive Penderghast Just kidding! : Olive Penderghast Rhiannon (Aly Michalka): Youre being pretty cavalier about this. But a lot of people hate me now. What? Watch Easy A: You Kind Of Look Like A Stripper. Mrs. Griffith Evan A gentleman caller, hurray! WOOO! | : : To See Her Is To Take A Sudden Chill': The Emma Stone Scene That Gave "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Fabulous! Sanjay Chandrasekhar Emma Stone Reveals She's Never Actually Watched 'Easy A' - HuffPost : Well, that's because you're a virgin. : How is that my problem, amigo? His choice? People suck! This is my side, the right one. You're wonderful. Rhiannon : I consider this. Rosemary But the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business. Totally. : But its so hard, its so hard because they keep doing it, over and over again. [Cut to basketball game, last year] [her online report] Release Dates Brandon: You said I should pretend to be straight. Yes. [Also speaking in a Southern accent] No, you haven't. : Part One: The Shudder-Inducing and Cliched, However Totally False Account Of How I Lost My Virginity To A Guy At A Community College. You must be related to me. It's a movie about a high school girl named Olive, who learns very quickly that in high school, reputation is everything. Official Sites I had a horrible reputation. : And you'll handle this the same way I did. [believes he's talking about sex] But then the town realizes she was too harshly judged, and she's really a good person, and she dies a saint. Ew! I consider this. Ah, well, rest assured it was equally as thrilling for me. [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"] bit of an understatement, guvnor! It didn't happen! I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. Rosemary : I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say! : Olive Penderghast Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially. : I want every detail! [Forceful] Brandon Brandon For governorsor athletes. Here you go. Are you accusing me of nepotism? I am about six seconds away from slapping you so hard your *teeth* will bleed! : Olive: Oh, I have sixteen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does. Olive Penderghast [Going to a Church] Thanks for asking. Can I help you with something? Brandon Dill: Is everything alright? You must be related to me. My name is an anagram for "I love". : Olive Penderghast People thought I was a dirty skank? Judging from the amount of blood I saw gushing from your nose I thought you were the bull-*ied*. Olive Penderghast : Why? No, silly. No, you're not, Olive. Marianne Bryant is the secretary of the student council, chairman of the Orange Blossom Dance Committee, and president of the Cross Your Heart Club - a club dedicated to shoving their beliefs down people's throats.
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