Fire is free. This has been my hourly Public Service Announcement that I only do when I feel like it. What I want to know is this: are there no intelectual property rights in the world of food products? I may NEVER shut up. I have once again caused that explody sensation in your brain meats! I've done what I've set out to accomplish. So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. Next to the Really Big Button, of course. And then go door to door distributing it. Hits all right. An enemy so hideous that Moose must destroy it at all costs. Math is so picky. All of Faulkners modernist contemporaries, including of course Joyce, Wolff, and Beckett, mastered the use of run-ons, to different effect. So, we packed everthing up. You must check out the fortunes section of the random stuff page! Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence, but it's not,because I just keep on adding commas, and it's pretty easy, if you think about it, so anyway there is this girl at school and she's my friend, and all but she's turning . Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. Wheather you're saved or doomed, find out now! And if you expect something and get nothing, you feel cheated. I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! It is the extraordinary sensory quality of his prose that enabled Faulkner to get away with writing the longest sentence in literature, at least according to the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records, a passage from Absalom, Absalom! Time for another quote from the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK!!! No one has even bothered to e-mail them to me*sniffle*. People just don't realize that their almonds and mixed nuts may be having depression and other problems. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. 11. *giggling* It's very, very late at nite. Or have I been doing that too much lately? I have a guest rant/fake commercial written by "Meg" (who is once again banned from accessing the almighty Internet). i felt sorry for my dad. That's how I knew it's name, picture and what it did. Come on, think about it! How do you know I even exist? *gagged reader glares* What's that? I even impress myself. It's a time honored tradition. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. But, if you expect something and get something you feel nothing. And I don't really have a topic today. My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. I hate Math. Time for another boring disclaimer!!!!!!! API tools faq. You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. Halfway though I used my four remaining brain-cells to decide that the game was dumb. Okay, fill out the TAB form, so I have proof that you bothered to come here anduhI'lluhsend you a sandwich? 51 min ago Out loud. Seeya. Here is the sum total of my group's work. Why on earth did they keep the monkey? www.flaming-chickens.com! Pure means, well, no extra stuff. But I can't think of anything to write about. i couldn't hear it because someone had put the speakers facing the audience. But never senile. That's why I like fast-food salt. So when you kill, or whatever, in the game, you are actually ending life somewhere in the universe. Number Nine: Now it's just getting redundant, isn't it? HA! Below is an example of a reply email stating that you have received the email. Yes. But it's legs were still moving and it was alive. His syntax has a way of weaving itself into the unconscious, emerging as fair to middling imitation. If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? I don't want a full year of work. I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. AhhhI see your confusion! Apparently the point of the game was to get your character to shout "Whoo-Hoo!" YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! AwwwwwI'm touched! You say I'm really just talking to myself? Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? Not only does Faulkners deep affiliation with his characters inner lives elevate his portraits far above the level of local color or regionalist curiosity, but it animates his sentences, makes them constantly move and breathe. I, personally, am obsessed with, kitties, bunnies, bats, this website, drawing, making intriate little patterns with strings, doing mildly repetitive activities, being weird, apparantly making lists and cheeseand chickensand flame. Because I do. Yeahthatguyyou know who I'm talking about. If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! In all those 911 shows, people wake up and their house is engulfed in flames. Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids. The longest word entered in most standard English dictionaries is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis with 45 letters. I must really be desperate for something to do. I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. It's not fair! Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. And you probably suspect that it is something pathetic. That's the sixth time I've said back! WARNING: Leave food sit in an open, well-venilated spot for a week before eating. Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. Because in some world, the video game is real. You don't know who Squirell is? Here are 65 examples of long sentences ranging from the relatively brief 96 words to one of the longest sentences at 2,156 words. And, once again, I have proof that someone actually took the time (two hours) to read this entire Longest Text Ever! What line of buisness, do you ask? With the exact same words, motions and emotions. That's why it's here, and not some critically acclaimed site. I just can't seem to stop, though. Does the commercial take that into account? To compound the EVIL situationI was forced to wear feminine shoes. I can just see Hot Dog, and Pizza trucks roaming the neighbor hoods, selling treats to hungry childrenand adults. It's the same concept. [9] [10] [11] See also [ edit] Longest word in English Longest words References [ edit] ^ a b Stephen Crain; Diane Lillo-Martin (1999). All rights reserved. I'm leaving. Especially since I'm bothering to write all this. Sometimes, it is lazy. Confusing Sentences That Actually Make Sense 100% of something. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. (may the moose be with you) And now I am back. And insanity. These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. Why, you ask? All the other internet writers have nothing on me, except they're better at advertising, having a central theme/plot and basically more talented. Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). OkayI can do it. And so I'm in deep doo-doo. William Faulkner in 1954 (Photo: Wikimedia Commons Public Domain)This post may contain affiliate links. Maybe she just doesn't like goat-smell. Except for maybe five and six. Once I got this computer, I decided to do something similar on my beloved site. I'm going. For all you know, you could be halucinating my entire site! You can't blame me. I'm baaaaa-ack! It deludes all of American's sweet, innocent, candy-loving children into thinking that a cartoon owl is smarter than they are! I only mention this 'cause I've accidently spelled constipation instead of conspiracy a few times. School is taking its toll. I'm back! I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. Unless you're bored. Hey, by the way. That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? I have to get up really early to leave for home. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. If so, I guess I won't be writing here for quite awhileseeya. They add random minerals to our water to make it taste better, and then advertise it as pure! Either I am growing more comfortable with my on-line writing, or I am progressivly getting more insane and chaotic. If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. Good-bye. In any case, she is clearly insane. Minerals added for a pure, fresh taste." How can I survive without the sticky goodness? It cannot behmmmmmaybe I should just use IMAGINARY duct tapeit's easier to come by ,but it's much more expensiveI'm not sure what to do. (Absolutly nothing about that statement was sarcastic) As you can see, I love my families outings(Not unless you're blindor stupid) &#!#%&&!!! I should be asleep. maybe the longest text ever. Too Bad! That's not fair! Longest math problem copy and paste We'll provide some tips to help you choose the best Longest math problem copy and paste for your needs. For, you seemy life long goal has been fufilled*anticipatory silence*THERE ACTUALLY IS GRAPE PIE!!!! I get done at 9:15. So my goal changed from surviving to laughing evilly while my character died. One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." But studying the way that Faulkner wrote when he turned to the subjects he knew best provides an object lesson on how powerful a literary resource intimacy can be. I only know that I'm entertaining me, which was my original goal. Do you know story about the longest story in the world? The winner not only gets the million-dollar prize, they get the chance to produce the show they created. When she came back, 'lo and behold, she had a tan. An enemy so dangerous that Moose fears it above all others. -works best on pc/laptop. Seeyahmmm..I wonder if there's subliminal stuff in my computerI'm back. But true. Seeya. I heard something and turned around, and there he was! The sentence ends up with a 3,609,750-letter . There is exactly 500 units of distance between the two extremes of winning amounts (0 and 500) BUT! I'm back. But one of my classes is work, and two others are horrible year-round classes. It's a law, I think. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? Past editions of The Guinness Book of World Records have listed this record. Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. Oh, well. Or, if I was weirder than I am, I could at least kill the monkey with the organ and eat it. No suprise. Grape Pie. But, what would be the fun in that? Or maybe it's notI meanwon't the quality *snicker* of my work deteriorate if I am no longer writing for the target audience of me? As we all know, the world is going to end in about 380,695 days! Fire is good. Our "spray" kills over 99.9% of "faeries" (which are much to small to see) Our "spray" also kills most disease causing agents, like rats, or pigeons. If you have a decent graphing calculator, plug in the infinity symbol divided by anything, (even infinity). But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. As long as the bear blends in, you know? Longest Text in The World : r/copypaste - reddit Though the record has been broken, Faulkner's legacy lives on. Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. THe cake was good. Look how long this has gotten. For all you know you could be staring at that freaky 3-D maze screen saver with a blank look on your face while you THINK you're reading an inhumanly long text. Anyone just randomly typing letters will eventually accidently write a word, right? Josh wants his thought back. Back to the original topic! He may have had no intention of inspiring postmodern fiction, but one of its best-known novelists, Barth, only found his voice by first writing a heavily Faulknerian marsh-opera. Many hundreds of experimental writers have had almost identical experiences trying to exorcise the Oxford, Mississippi modernists voice from their prose. dont you know that you only need be afraid of fear and never anything here and certainly not a post that acts like a ghost? Remember: if the show sucks, it's their fault, not ours! This is specified in Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook. You expect far to much of the inanimate world. But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? It's called Hit-Or-Miss, any topics, plot, etc. There was something else I had to tell you loyal *cricket chirps, someone coughs* fans. The possibilities are literally endless. This action has made her very suspicious of where my loyalties lie. WE have been having very profound thoughts lately. Goodbye for nowNow I'm back. Is that too much to ask? why must everyone always rhyme, why Im a poet and dont I know it? Sothe plan is going to fail. My point is that smoke detectors have very little value in home security. *holds up a piece of paper, which, from a distance, appears to have writing on it* Yes, undenyable proof! I don't know if Iraq even existed in the Civil War Era! Another reason why this isn't as long as Galaxy's is that I refuse to write every day as it would--this is the funny part--LOWER THE QUALITY OF MY OVERALL WORK! But it's not. Is fat-free food more delicious than food loaded with fat? Next thing you know, you're internet connection will die. Awwwwisn't he cute? You'll wear these "festive" earings for about a day and then abandon them in some dark cranny of your closet because you simply can't wear the same earrings two years in a row for heaven's sake! Are you ready? ONly not really. I now officially have proof that someone has been here! Free Longest Essays and Papers | 123 Help Me *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. It sets a perfect example for you young, impressionable minds. Right now, I'm just typing so that no one can say that I've been slacking off. When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. I tried to explain. Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? Or his mom did. I hope I remember doing this. I'll tell you why. Yes. In you, I found love, a friend, a companion, a mother, a role model, a perfect human, in short, you're my total package. It says that in black ander lime green! It does all my Math for me. We're not sure. Okay, the whole braves thing is made up. I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment! This has been bothering me for a while. We got there, we ate. CHECK OUT MY ARMPITS!!! The end is not here. It just looks weird. Okay, I'm done with that litte commercial. Who'da thought it? HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. i'm back. And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. They're disgusting, bland and definitly not made of cheez, whatever that is. The only difference is the taste, which I enjoy, since it is new and different. DROOOOOL OVER MY MAGICAL POWERS!! And I sugest that we build the rocket so that we can go to the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony so that we can laugh at the stupid earthlings who are blowing up because they didn't listen to us when we tried to warn them about the impending doom! It was fun, but exhausting. Not one of those bargain ones anyone can find at your local topic discount outlet store. I'm leavin', for now. 5 Wonderfully Long Literary Sentences by Samuel Beckett, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald & Other Masters of the Run-On, Seven Tips From William Faulkner on How to Write Fiction, William Faulkner Reads from As I Lay Dying, Josh Jonesis a writer and musician based in Durham, NC. WHAT!? I'm back. Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. Why bother asking? What does this mean to you? That's right, folks, mass hypnosis via commercials. Wouldn't pure water TASTE pure, and impure water TASTE impure? Now I'm back. Such proofs often use computational proof methods and may be considered non-surveyable . It doesn't matter. We could call ourselves TACO! Isnt' that nice? It seems like blaggerent plagerism. I'm leavingnow I'm back! You see, my school has "block" scheduling. That was the high point of the entire trip. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. I hope not. That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! I gave up in exasperation. That's the rant of the week, month, year, whatever. Good. I'm backand it's several hours later. consisting of 1,288 words and who knows how many different kinds of clauses. Right now. I'm back again. No? Nor can I find it on any search engines. If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. There ARE aliens. You know? The smoke detector either never went off, or went off and the people just slept through it. But untill that day, the concept of the smoke detector is useless. But then, I'm meand you're you. Or he can try to save Trinity and doom mankind. i hate dress shoes. But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. Confusing, huh? In any case, I hope you enjoyed our patheticness. By Ben Lee. How did they ever afford an organ-thingy? and eat dinner. Butthat'd be a lot of work, unlike ranting, raving and rambling. There is always someone worse off and better off than you. Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. What if, eventually, Earth's gravity get's very very strong, and we all imploud from the squishyness? Most likely they test it BEFORE they add the extra stuff"Yep, Bob, this is some mighty pure water." And then people will start reading. This naturally alarmed the HECK out of me! Or, as an alternative, I could have ruined several plans for world domination that other people made. But wait! 6 sentences that literally make no sense but are still correct My mom said that she didn't care. Is anyone even reading this? Wasn't it super? I'm fairly certain she knows it's not alive, though. If my site manages to last a decade, my readers *snicker* will probley wonder what I'm talking about. MOOOO! Okay. And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. Wellany wayseeya! I probably won't later. ", and translated it to German. Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. I don't want to play the stupid animal war card game 'cause the stupdi bear gets eaten by an eaagle.. goodbye ssslllee0yyyyslllllllleeeeeeeepppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss gggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddddd. As you can see, I was in a very interesting state of mind. And I hava a very, almost special rant for you. 0 . We find the free courses and audio books you need, the language lessons & educational videos you want, and plenty of enlightenment in between. But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. Moving on, I have nothing else to say, but don't feel like quitting just yet. HmmmmI suppose I should clarify that the Pikachu game was 3-D and your character was in first person mode(you see through character's eyes). To compound things, I wasn't alone, and things just escalated. What is the longest sentence in English literature? - Fun Trivia He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!! If (and this is a big if) the world DOES survive, we can beg them for food, oxygen and other supplies. You know, the small, white feather. JOsh says it was only one piece of cake. I'm so very, very tired. She didn't think it was weird, either. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. I mean, come on! Completly defeated, I told her that it was the religion she practiced every Sunday when she went with her friends to church. Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. I will show you an example with this completly true stuff that I experienced several years ago. They'll probably just call us weird and laugh at us, but that's beside the point! I bet you couldn't tell. School has been on for four days now. Add comment. Or maybe you're just skimming. So he probably didn't see the majority of my site. *content sigh* There we gothat's much better. aSk anybody. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. World's largest sentence - Copypasta SEEYA! I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. Now her sister sounds an alarm whenever she sees the evil feather. RANDOM PERSON: *head explouding from sheer insanity* As you can see, I was a very weird child (this happened in elementary schooluhexcept for that head-explouding part). What must I do to rise above obscurity? Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. Someday, I'm gonna snap and just delete this entire thing. afterwardsthey turned off the lights. The universe is EVERYTHING, how can it end? OH, DON'T YOU SEE THE TOENAILS?!! *Squirell wanders off in search of electrical sockets to sniff* What's that, Hypothetical Reader? It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. And very concerned about this new, younger generation (all 10 year olds who were born in 1992) They are supposed to be the future. For the benefit of you, the readerwho may or may not exist. I am now barophobic (afraid of gravity). HILARIOUS! Kodak, as you may know, is a film developing company. Because this is the first time I've been on a computer all day. Like a muffin. | 0.79 KB, JSON | It's a worthy cause! One person, started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because this is the list that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some person started typing it notetc, etc. Warning* Extremely long pasta. Remember that rant I did on how there could be a secret camera in the smoke detector? If you have some extra time, you can read it at marienbadmylove.com. I sure am. It's an outrage! Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? You KNOW I ran out of imaginary money last week when I bought that imaginary country. No guarantee that he'll succeed in saving Trinity. I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. All along, my entire family has scoffed (nifty word, isn't it?) You can read a little each day. Are you tired. That dirty little rat. *sniffle* i do, too. Here, see if you can find the super-secret message! Now I have decided to go for a world record. The answer is still infinity. Makes you think that the long held belief that Kodak conspired with the JFK assasin(s) is normal. The majority of readers would concur that it sometimes takes more than one reading to fully understand an extremely long sentence in a book. Even the air is conspiring to squish me! When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. And #5: You can give each of your pets several weird names such as: Ringling-Raison-Bailey-Suzana-Midnight-Schultz, Squirell, Moose, Moose-Moose, Moosey-Moose, Linzey-Moose, Muffin, Squirell-Muffin, Yabby-Doodle, Abby Normal, Wiggle-Baby, Wiggle-Muffin, Witle-Baby, Cheese-Monkey, Muffin-With-Squirell-Juice, Squirell-With-Muffin Juice, Moosey-Juice, Squirell-Monkey, etc. Should you violate the purpose of this site: i.e. None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. If that happens, then no one will read this. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. It sucked. Apparently this page really is getting long, because my friend said something to that effect. That means my pointless obsession has actually entertained someone besides me! He always enjoyed it because it meant that somewhere, he was the Supreme Dictator of the Galaxy. Seeya. She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. THen we go to library. Okay. I can even see the shadow of my hand on the wall from the light those things shed. Hmmmmintersting. I've been obsessed with various webcomics, creating the stupidly long new Phobia Quiz and being maniacly hysterical about my site always being down due to bandwith issues. Hmmmmmmonkey. Pretty cool, huh? It was uncomfortable in the back, it was too hot, it was too cold. And then the quality will go down and the vicious spiral of good and bad will continue untill I either give up this text, or go crazyer. Either way, he got assasinated. That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. I am going to start a protest group. At the same time, how can you prove something IS infinite? Cheese is watching. Would that be considered poetic justice, or just a nice coincidence? And today's rant is a sort of philosophical one. No. Is it possible to make less sense? That is the only possible explanation as to why it upsets her so much. I'm a genius. I HAVE POWERS PINTO BEANS CAN ONLY DREAM OF! That's right, folks. This is actually my third attempt at doing this. Me and Josh ate lots and lots of sugar, and it's late at nite and everything is funny but we can't laugh 'cause everybody is sleepin' so it's even funnier but ever since we drank the water we sobered up even though we weren't drunk but we ate sugarlots and lots of sugar. HI! You just let me rant on and on for you KNEW that eventually I would confuse myself with my vast puddle of knowledge. Yesthat's rightsuicide. I am simply explaining why I, personally, refuse to swim, go to the beach, sunbathe, leave the house, etc. Subliminal messages are an advertising technique that puts hidden pictures and words into a main image. In any caseit's awful. Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. Wellthey are. If I told you, I'd have to kill you and all that stuff. You got me started. Honestly, the more time I waste playing the game, the less time I'll work on this site and the less stuff you gotta read. Aren't they regressed to a child-like state? Well, at least she knows that slaves were involved in the war. My sister is a big believer in the memorization system. It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! You knowI enjoy having these conversations with you. Squirell? CAT CHOW!!! I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) I needs the duct tape! Because what you're saying is that I'm talking to people in the future. After all, no one would really care if I quit updating this site. Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. It's creepy.